jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up


maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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"I don’t think that new Taylor Swift song actually killed you, but we say that it slayed us because the experience of it was so awesome that now we are metaphorically dead."
— John Green (via kaleidoscopeofourmemories)

Whenever I tell people I don’t like Taylor Swift, I essentially get the same response. People look at me like I killed babies and say “Oh my god! How can you say that? You’re so mean! She’s a sweetheart!” Well, ladies and gentlemen, you can sugarcoat her all you want, but here it is…

10…

(In reply)

1. Screeching and Speaking Does Not a Singer Make. 

Well lucky Taylor Swift can sing. Try basing your argument on fact, ass wipe. 

2. Headless Chicken Dancing. If you’re going to hate someone just because they can’t dance well, but still choose to, then you need to sort your shit out. Also, she doesn’t need to dance well to ‘improve herself as a live performer’, and not wanting to dance on stage all the time (since she’s probably using one of the four instruments she can play) doesn’t make her ‘lazy’

3. “You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess; It’s a love story baby just say yes”.  Not every Taylor Swift song is about love. But even if they were, that wouldn’t mean she’s different from every other pop star out there. they ALL sing about love. at least she fucking writes her own. Also, some other examples of Taylor Swift lyrics:

'you call me up  again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest'

'in your life you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team'

'love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right'

4. Screwing up Relationships. you seem to know a hell of a lot about her relationships for someone who doesn’t know her or even attempt to

5. Self Pity. so she’s a horrible person because Kanye West went on stage and humiliated her on live TV, and then later forgave him for it? Right… also,  why the fuck has sadomasochistic relationships come into this? are you aware you’re talking out of your ass? 

6. Man Hating. Joe Jonas broke up with her over the phone and then wrote a song about how his new girlfriend was ‘so much better’. Taylor Swift broke up with Taylor Lautner and wrote him an apology in a song. 

7. Actress?! What’s wrong with her acting if she gets the opportunity? 

8. White dresses, glittery dresses, fake eyelashes galore! aaah yes, claiming Taylor Swift is a terrible feminist and then bashing her for the way she looks and for being feminine. you’re argument makes total sense.

9. And the winner is… “Oh my god, oh my god, I’m going to open my mouth really wide!” if she wants to be surprised that she’s one ANOTHER GRAMMY then let her. you don’t have to watch it.

10. The brutal death of country music. Taylor Swift isn’t killing country music, she’s saving it

BOOM

rant over


officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty


nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image


doctoremmawho-things:

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

"EXPLAIN"

doctoremmawho-things:

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

"EXPLAIN"


outofthewoods:

I mean you could be a taylor swift fan or you could have no joy in your life the choice is yours to make my friend


dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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